By day, I am a Planner, by evening a Philosopher and by night a nightclub manager or DJ.
I support the woefully mediocre Aston Villa.
I ride a Longboard to work. Everyday.
I am an avid people-watcher.
I’m named after Shakespeare’s Viola from Twelfth Night (you know, that cross-dressing chick).
I have a one-eyed ginger geriatric cat with a thyroid problem called Moses.
(I’m not even kidding)
But enough about me.
When can we talk about you?
If you want to offer me a cushy job, check out my elevator pitch.
Then stalk me on Linkedin so I can get a heads-up (creepy how you can see who has been eyeing you up, no?)